How Oneday boys carrying their wife to bed!!
my boyfriend’s first language isn’t english and he asked me how to say cut in past tense and i said “cut” and he let out a wail of anguish and fell to the ground
so this white kid in my class came up to me and asked me to borrow a ruler. He took it without looking at it and he came back a few minutes later and said “I’m not really comfortable with using this.”
do you ever think about homestuck and then realize that this thing right here
is the thing that people are incredibly attracted to
gunna fuck that so hard
A reason why I should never have enough free time